My first wedding ever went very well. I slowdanced with my uncle, it was kute. It was all fun and games until I started to feel sicky from drinking too much. Puking in a stall at a country club while your cousin is getting married and you are wearing a very nice outfit is surely no fun. Also calling up your boyfriend ( who you do not really talk ( Read more... )

Oh Jen, I love you so much...you appreciate all of my current affiars.

Oh, sugar were going down swinging!

Top 3 Dead People I Would Kill to Sleep With:

1. Clark Gable
2. James Dean
3. Fred Astaire

Top 3 Old People Who I Would Still Have Major Sex With:

1. James Taylor
2. Steve Shea
3. I'm not telling

I didn't like the last part, so I left it out!

Are you asking me to be your mistress????

The words had all been spoken
 And somehow the feeling still wasn't right
And still we continued on through the night
 Tracing our steps from the beginning
Until they vanished into the air
 Trying to understand how our lives has led us there
 Looking hard into your eyes There was nobody I'd ever known
 Such an empty surprise to feel so alone
 Now ( Read more... )

In those days ( Read more... )

Everyone is at the Simple Plan concert or at Marshall's. By everyone I mean Kellie and Michelle. I am going to dinner with SARAH AND STEVE AND GERARD in about an hour or so ( Read more... )

Solsbury Hill ( Read more... )

I want to move to the south because:

1. You can wear flip flops all year round.

2. Sweaters and jackets are optional.

3. Sunshine makes people tan/happy.

4. You can go skinny dipping outside in November.

5. You could have a Halloween cookout.

6. You would never have to shovel snow.

7. You would never have to cancel plans because of a blizzard or ( Read more... )

The cyber sex lady is sitting across from me. I think she knows something is up. Lets catch this nymphobitch!

I am aggravated with people. Stop trying to look smart, most of the time you're wrong. I don't know if it's because of how grammar is taught now or something, but lately it seems to me everyone under the freaking sun always puts "___ and I". I know that I do not know a lot about english and am probably the worst person to ask/give advice about ( Read more... )