momma didn't raise no fool
let me tell you about something i hate. i hate pictures of sexy men and women smoking their sexy cigarettes. it totally makes me want to smoke and be a total sex machine too. but! deep down, i know that if i started smoking i would still be the prematurely balding, love-handle-having, okay-looking man that i already am. except! i would have less
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this is awesome because of your realistic approach to it and i love it. it made me laugh.
i used to smoke, but i quit and i'm so glad i did because one does smell like shit when smoking. our downstairs neighbors smoke all the time and they hack and cough and it's just disgusting. seeing adverts with sexy people smoking in sexy situations does have its appeal, but then i think - they smell like ASS!
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david quit smoking november 20th but sometimes i think, "man, that was really hot, it's too bad he quit." but then i think, "man, that was a fucking crazy thing to think." i do accept the "hey my brother had a baby let's have a cigar" though. they smell/taste really, really good, so i also partake. david thinks he is ready to start occasionally smoking his pipe but i am "making" him wait until november so it will have been a full year. i don't know!
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