A couple of things:
1.
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2. I have so much work to do I am going to do die.
3. I just realized that I have to go to my teacher's office hours so - for once - procrastinating has helped me.
4. I AM GOING TO DIE OF WORK OVERLOAD.
5. Point #4 was an exaggeration.