I don’t know what to do ( Read more... )

How old were you when......and Details ( Read more... )

why is it that someone who you do not find attractive in anyway under the right circumstances BAC desperation or pure boredom become appealing?

I have an extra ticket to the Family Values tour featuring Korn and the deftones if anyone wanna go no strings attached

WTF I 'm telling you I am so friggen tired of the whole female species I am starting to think women are not worht the effort ( Read more... )

Meeting Point 8 ( Read more... )

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job ( Read more... )

Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a hot blonde walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says to the two men, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." She strips naked and rolls the dice ( Read more... )

There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am ( Read more... )