Your New Year's Resolutions
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You Are Pumpkin Pie
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my uterus - the haiku

it feels like it is
falling out of my body
kill me now damnit

GREENSBURG, Pa. -- A Westmoreland County jury on Friday ordered a woman to pay $46,200 to her ex-boyfriend for gluing his genitals to his abdomen ( Read more... )

when your mom finds your boyfriend's lesbian porn and thinks it's yours.

kill me.

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LJ Interests meme results

1. chinese food:
   i'm chinese. what are you, a dumbass? you think i'm hispanic don't you? bitch.
2. drag shows:
   i love drag shows. it reminds me of kabuki, where women were prohibted to perform, so the male kabuki actors of japan had to convincingly portray women. they were so marvelous at letting us know how we should act, ( Read more... )

i'm hosting a slumber party in early november.

visit slumberparties.com if you're curious.

please let me know if you're interested in coming. old friends are welcome!