LACK OF SLEEPBrain: GO TO BED ALREADY, WHORE ( Read more... )

After the failure of a Republican-backed piece of legislation that would ban non-vaginal sexual intercourse, a spokesman for the Republican Party told reporters, "Lack of support for this bill has coitus by suprise ( Read more... )

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You scored 38% Sociability and 64% Sophistication!

Your life can be difficult because of your insecurities, but you should ( Read more... )

And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.- Edgar Allen Poe, The ( Read more... )

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Point de vue original:
Il faisait beau. Il n'avait pas des nuages: la ciel était complètement bleu. La musique classique jouait sur le phonographe dans une maison blanche de banlieue. Une brise douce poussait. Soudainement un petit enfant crie: "Papa! Papa! Viens! Viens! Il y a un camion de policier!" Dans le salon, un vieil homme marmottait.

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Oh my effing geez. IT SNOWED! IT SNOWED! IT MOTHER EFFIN' SNOWED! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *DANCES*

I now have a mohawk.