i wish all my friends who moved far away from me would take lots of pictures and post them on the internet so i could have an easier time imagining their lives.

in other news, i care about this journal no longer. everything except for my friends page, of course. maybe i'll change my mind sometime.

so...yep. alright.

i am going to miss this fucking apartment.

let's start a band that sounds like the knife.

oh yeah, and did you know that you can watch sifl and olly episodes on youtube? isn't that great?

if i could, i'd hire somebody to do all my bitchy irritating photoshop shit (even though no one could do it except me) so i could post more pictures on the internet ( Read more... )

this is a tough one you guys.

here are the options.
a.) free tv on the radio in prospect park
b.) max silvestri and greg johnson at the greg johnson show with other funny people
c.) free rocket surgery at galapogos
d.) john and elana's going away to oregon party...they're going away forever...this is the one i should go to?

help meeee.

so i guess i'm going to be djing at south park on wednesday nights for the rest of the summer. i'm happy about it. i hope you guys come every chance you get ( Read more... )

scientology is fucked up!

north korea is fucked up!

two years ago that movie came out. you know the one i'm talking about. everybody loved it. it was kind of about new jersey. garden state. yeah, that one. well, before i saw the actual movie, i saw the trailer. and i saw the trailer about four dozen times. matt demgen and i were living above union square park and we were drunk on cheap vodka and ( Read more... )

i've been listening to the jose gonzalez cover of heartbeats, on repeat, all night ( Read more... )

[ahem.]

i call this one: "fuck. brokeback. mt."

ok well i haven't seen it.

but i am sure (SURE) that batman begins should have won best picture.

holy shit. batman begins.

so this is my resolution (that i won't keep):
i am never going to watch the oscar's again.

i'm still pissed that lord of the rings won over city of god for best editing ( Read more... )