So as we all know from Dylan's flyer, the time has arrived for the second annual New Year's Eve Non-Party. Those who attended last year's festivities know that to expect, but this post is to inform new comers of all the wonders that await them as they walk through the doors of happiness ( Read more... )

Thank you for joining us tonight, folks, on this, the night of the greatest showdown in the history of the WORLD. Not since the days of David vs. Goliath, America vs. England, Roe vs. Wade has there been a battle of such epic proportions. Tonight, Justin McClary takes on Dylan Shaffer. What is at stake? The bigger room in their new apartment ( Read more... )

Well, my friends, the other day I shaved my entire face for the first time in quite some time, and unfortunately, I liked it. So the choice is now yours. Cast your votes now for Clean-cut, shaven Justin or Gristled veteran Justin. One voter will be chosen at random to join Justin on a whimsical evening of romance and a delicious meal of food...or ( Read more... )

Hello everyone, it's me Justin! It certainly has been a while since I've updated, so now I am. If you scan back, I'm sure there is an entry where I talk about how Melanie and I were going to go on a date. Well, we never did, but now we finally are. This of course has me beaming with happiness since I haven't really done anything aside from work for ( Read more... )

Well, for the first time in a while, I can say my last week was incredibly eventful. Just so everyone knows the real story and I won't have to keep blaming it on on gas prices, yes I did drop out of college. It is only for a semester as I will be starting SIUE in the spring ( Read more... )

Well, it certainly has been a while. I'm going to be transferring to SIU-E in the spring if i get accepted and moving into an apartment with Dylan, so if you want serious coffetable conversation....stay out of our place ( Read more... )

This should make things easier ( Read more... )

You don't actually have to take the quiz. Just read this straight through and you'll get the point. It is trying to make an awesome point ( Read more... )

So I've been unnaturally happy lately...why you ask? Because I have this lovely lady, who, as hard as it may be to believe, looks much better in person than in a grainy picture with horrible lighting(taken by me, of course)


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Wow, so I guess it's been quite a while since I updated. Still though, not a whole lot has happened. I got a new girlfriend, Allison, finished my first year of college 0.043 points shy of my required GPA, and moved back with my parents for the summer. That's it ( Read more... )