my house is diirty right now. not that isint a typo. my 'girlfriend' is drunk off her ass in Kennesaw with her most recent ex, who happens to be one of my ex's. silly girl. Yes, my apartment looks like trash and i dont know where to start so, when all else fails or frustrates....LJ ( Read more... )

why is myspace such a bitch these days. did facebook steal their staff for stalker network?

hi, BIGbrother.
Can you make myspace go faster now?>
thanks.

p.s.-can you see me right now?

ashe togayforearthsodonttelltheFEDs Tuck

here are those things you should think about on a first date, in my lack of formality ( Read more... )

i have a date this weekend.

i cant believe i just showered for the sole reason of going to the video store.

i moved. good luck finding me.

p.s.-threw the monster in a giant dumpster. i feel better now that my work is complete.

"i lie to you at least twice a day"- saul williams

oh god. i just burped.....if you know me you will know that is super wierd ( Read more... )

Oh and. this isint about you, just in case. you are so vain ( Read more... )

I wrote the most perverse poem about you today. would you like to read it?

Hey kids!!!! We just found out that your very own beta colony is now a CHAPTER! god, isint that nifty. who'd a thunk it would be real. thanks for those who helped and if you laughed at us for trying this or thought it wouldnt work........................no soup for you ( Read more... )