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[jeezushchrist]

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[canadian_skye]

Why am I on your friends list?

[jeezushchrist]

Just because I like you

[canadian_skye]

How did you get my username?

[jeezushchrist]

I pulled it out my ass with your dick.

[wonder_allie]

well.. that was interesting. someone has more time on their hands than I do.

[jeezushchrist]

I've got all the time in the world - I'm Jesus.

[canadian_skye]

*cough* bullshit *cough*

[disturbedcows]

I don't know, he makes a reasonable case.

I think he is the Messiah.

[andipandi06]

thanks for adding me. i'm just going to ban you anyways.(and warn people about you)

i'm praying for your sac-religious soul, whoever you are.

God weeps for people like you.

[jeezushchrist]

Oh, God is weeping for me is he? Oh boo hoo, I upset God, big fucking deal. If he was so great, why did he give you free will to be such a gaylord.
Dad's a bit of a retard. In case you hadn't guessed from some of his creations. Like you for example.

[andipandi06]

ohhh? so are we getting a little offensive now, eh? gosh, just because you'll never be anything close to Jesus and i banned you doesn't mean you have to get all PMS on me. yikes. take a midol, sweetheart.

[jeezushchrist]

Oh, you banned me. Now my life is over. Please excuse me while I go weep in a gutter.

[amberkaye81]

TAKE ME OFF YOUR FRIENDS LIST

[jeezushchrist]

Um...

No?

[amberkaye81]

Umm, Yes. Thanks to the LJ Admin Console, you are BANNED. Which means, I'm off your friends list. TYVFM.

[jeezushchrist]

Er... no, I think you'll find you're still on my friends list, cunny.

[disturbedcows]

Don't give into those cockfags jesus! Spread the gospel!

[andyignant]

once again Disturbedcows, you prove that it's easy to be the smart one when everyone around you is so blissfully stupid.

Ok Jesus, you haven't really been on my friends list since I was nine and my cat died, but what the hell. . .

[jeezushchrist]

Yeah, what the hell.