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Sunday Night Mix - Volume 8
Live is amazing. It's really life changing. The reason why this took me so long is because every time I sat down to record it, I got distracted by how fun it is to mash up songs and the hours just evaporated. I'm not quite at Girl Talk level yet, but I'm getting there. My next mix is going to be more mashup-ish. So, after one false start, it's ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Turkey burgers are a healthy alternative to your basic beef patty. It's a fact. You get yourself a nice lean mound of ground Turkey, it's like Mr. Purdue smiling right into your soul. Rip that plastic off, my friend. Toss that salmonella-infected Styrofoam tray into the trashcan. Stir in some Old El Paso taco mix and you've got yourself a tasty ( Read more... ) -
Life Lessons
As far as lifestyle adjustments go, leaving a 20 year educational career is up there in terms of fuck-you-up-edness. It's kind of like leaving Disney World and being all excited because the emasculated green alien from the Bugs Bunny cartoon gave you a hug and said you were his favorite little Earthling. And that seems pretty cool while you're in ( Read more... ) -
Explosive
The end to all of my problems has pulled in to my brain-garage. The next time I have to stand in front of a group of people and give a presentation, I'm just gonna give in to what I've been fighting all of this time. Go with the flow. Be one with the universal forces. I'm gonna get up there in my adorable little shirt and tie, arrange myself at ( Read more... ) -
reflection
I just squashed a cockroach with a rock-hard TV dinner. That is the type of thing that really makes you stop and evaluate things. But what a way to go, right? -
blinking = Christmas
Happy Holidays!
Please enjoy the holiday greeting that melissathakissa and I prepared for each and every one of you, individually.
Download Holiday Greeting, Windows Style 25.7M
Download Holiday Greeting, Mac Style 26.3M
Second, for you Windows folk, please download ChinASCII - the only game I know of based on the poetry of Charles Bukowski. Made by standingreserve, Mr. ( Read more... ) -
I'm an asshole
This is a long, boring correspondence that I am taking part in right now about a DVD that some woman bought from me for $10. I can't really figure out why I keep responding to her - it's certainly not for the $10 (even though I am confident that I have the high ground, even if it's not the moral one), so I can only guess that, not having a ( Read more... ) -
on mutants and podcasting
My awesomeness rating will go up even further in your book, blazing new paths into unexplored and frightening realms of glory, when you listen to my iTunes music signature. I admit - 70% of this is brought to you by Jason Freemans iTunes Signature maker, but the other %40 is unquestionably caused by my impeccable taste in all things musical. So ( Read more... ) -
I just made your day
There you are, sitting in front of that damned computer screen - you are reading this word, and now this one. Damn son, I know you better than you know yourself. You're feeling useless, tired, lonely. You eat four Triscuits and then curse yourself for forgetting that tub of cream cheese that would have tasted absolutely fucking delicious ( Read more... ) -
Hong Kong Fooey: number one super guy
Thesis! Theee-Seas! ThisIsEasy? (see Talan MemmottGreetings to you, all you masters degree holding sunuvabitches. Like it or not, soon I will be one of you and you'll have to teach me the secret handshake. I'll roll up to one of your swank parties with my moose ears, fez, or whatever the fuck you smart folk wear, and try to make MC (Master of ( Read more... )