I'm sick. Not crazy sick, but sick enough, 101 degree fever. When I was little, there was this nightmare I used to have all the time. I don't think it was even always when I was asleep, sometimes I'd daydream about it and get terrified. But maybe that's just revisionist history. The long and short of it is, this is the single most terrifying dream ( Read more... )

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I'm in law school.
Also, Hail to the King, baby.


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I have just entered hour 64 of a period I am calling "No Sleep, Shoot Me In The Face, Please."

Been accepted to the University of Kentucky, got a partial scholarship.
Been accepted to Temple University, got a partial scholarship.
On Duke University's waitlist.
Not accepted to William & Mary.
No further information at this time.

Mine looks kinda gay though.

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Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker
75%
Dr. Doom
69%
Dark Phoenix
68%
Apocalypse
67%
Magneto
66%
Lex Luthor
64%
Mr. Freeze
64%
Juggernaut
63%
Poison Ivy
56%
Riddler
53%
Venom
51%
Mystique
43%
Two-Face
43%
Kingpin
37%
Catwoman
27%
Green Goblin
23%

The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally ( Read more... )

The following schools have waived the application fee, and so I will be applying to them for free ( Read more... )

1. Rock Even Harder
2. Try not to shove it in other people's faces how hard I rock.
3. If 2 fails, do 1 twice as much.
4. Try to interact with Manny's new 56 inch TV as much as possible, in as many ways as possible.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
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