XanthPenny: i think it was more that i scared the shit out of a stingray
XanthPenny: i don't remember it being vicious at all

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I just read God's Debris after having it recommended to me by a man of finite, but a lot of, wisdom. You should all read it. Especially Telen. And no, I will not use your "real" name, you will always be Telen. You can get it free online from the something's website. I think publisher, but I didn't care enough to check, might be author. The ( Read more... )

Okay, I get off work at 6 PM today. Somebody come by my house, pick me up, and take me to New York City. While there, put me up for a few days so I can repeatedly see Evil Dead: The Musical. Then bring me back in time for work on Thursday.

Okay. There is a movie. I saw it once. I have no idea what the title is. I recall it being an 80's zany comedy thing. It is about this teenager who is, evidently, an alien. From the planet b-52. At some point in the movie he breathes helium to prove he's an alien to his friend. Also, people dressed up like the B-52s are stalking him. Some things ( Read more... )

I just took a practice LSAT and scored 171. Bow before my superior intellect. Now to sign up for the real thing.

Kurt Russel vs. Bruce Campbell.

Who'd win in a fight, a Grammaton Gun Cleric, First Class, or Batman?

Attention everyone, I have a late-breaking bulletin. The vast majority of my friends are still totally lame. I wasn't actually inconvenienced this time, they're just losers. I feel you all need to be informed/warned in case you live or plan to visit my area, there seems to be a plethora of lamewads. For more information consult my recently ( Read more... )

Zombie Jimi Hendrix vs. Lenny Kravitz.

Who'd win in a fight, Boy George or Elton John?