I hear girls vomiting in second floor bathroom.  The dreaded Swimsuit and Prom Dress are upon us, and of course the toilets now reek more than usual.

Speaking of, I need a prom date.  (Oh prom, the event where everyone's supposed to move up a notch sex-wise... for me to do this, I'd have to incorporate handcuffs and some goats)   I may just go ( Read more... )

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Or: How not to impress a girl.

From lj community Celebritease:

Pete Wentz.
Some of you may have seen these here a few days ago but, for those who didn't, let me explain. Pete (Fall Out Boy bassist and apparent icon to overemotional trendy teens who don't really understand what good music is) decided to send some 'sexy' pictures of himself on his ( Read more... )

my roommate -- why does she talk, seriously ( Read more... )

My Xanga is so much better. Go there!

There should fucking be a rule against posting stupid indie shit flyers in the bathrooms that have asinine sayings like "My superpower is that people always smiles at me. I don't know who [sic] to trust" and "Love is totally punk rock." Just in case you hadn't noticed... NO IT FUCKING ISN'T.
Punk rock, in case you're RETARDED, was about beating ( Read more... )

I wish my life were like a shoujo manga--errrrk, fangirl term: girly Japanese comic, I mean ( Read more... )

WRATH ( Read more... )

;_; I love you guys.

Surprise party. I was surprised. Aieee! Hahaha.

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Usually I'm not so materialistic or product-obsessed, but DAMN... Vivienne W., I love your shoes.


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