ATTENTION LAKELAND/TAMPA PEOPLE!!!!!

its my pa's bday tomorrow and my sis and i want to take him canoeing or hiking or something...but the only nature place we know of is bok towers. does anyone know somewhere that is pretty and neat and open right now? just let me know...thanks :)

being a girl sucks. especially when your uterus is vomiting up pound upon pound of chunky, bloody lining.

double blah to today. i shake my fist in the air at you.

betcha didnt know i had an angel for a ( niece )

what they forgot to "predict" was the fact that ill be wearing an 80's styled prom dress, ruffles and all. and that youll be lying next to me. i shant go into any more details seeing as it would detract from the general feeling we would hope to invoke upon the finding of our bodies.

hahahahha how morbid! sorry for anyone else who reads this

its rather unnerving how smells can just transplant you into some alternate plane. especially when the last thing you would choose would be to be whisked off into this world of unwanted nostalgia. stupid shampoo.

"because better IS better"

advertising schools must be raising a new breed of retards.

p.s. whooooo else wants to see spanglish??

well it is an early saturday morning and i have accomplished soooooo much already ( Read more... )

i had a dream last night that i had a baby. and i recall looking at her and she had fuzzy new red baby hair. red! i also recall being secretly disgusted...but then realizing she was MINE i chose to overlook it and fell madly in love w/ her anyway. she had tons of freckles too. but she was beautiful. i think i named her sadie ( Read more... )

so yes it is ur birthday. and it is friday. how appropriate. i hope you have tons upon tons of clothed fun :) but yes...i love ya dearie...so be safe...dont get too too plastered (or at least drink plenty of water, b/c i think we both know telling you not too get too drunk is simply absurd). in honor of the day...some bday haikus ( Read more... )

im sitting here watching the concession and im crying. not b/c i wanted him to win...i didnt even vote for him. and yet im still crying. there is something so heart wrenching watching a man who is seeing his dreams go unrealized ( Read more... )