scott and i are leaving saturday morning for florida and we're driving. (hopefully we won't kill each other). he says to me the other day that we'll just take 95 the whole way ( Read more... )

ok, the 2 people that sit closest to me are always cold. it's like 55 degrees out today. is there really a need to have your space heaters on nuclear reactor? i'm sitting here, my face is all red because i'm not and there are no windows or anything that i can open. i walk around to the rest of the building and it's pleasantly moderate. not in ( Read more... )

i feel like a heifer today. not because i had a hard time buttoning my pants, or because i look like humpty dumpty. because that is what everyone here is talking about right now. they're starting weigh watchers at work. no way in hell i will do it because i am so burned out on weight watchers it's not even funny. but one of the people doing it ( Read more... )

someone left a bowl of caramel hershey kisses in the kitchen. and i'm here late so nobody will know what a heifer i am! (LOL as if ya couldn't tell by looking at me ( Read more... )

i find it amusing how people act. my aunt checks her friggin email all day long - she works out of her home office, she's an accountant and right now is tax season. i get jokes and chain letters from her almost daily.

but when i send her an email asking about the status of money she owes me, she pretends she never checks her email.

i repeat: ( Read more... )

well, don't work for mine anyway. unless you draw up a contract. no more of this verbal agreement bullshit.

back in the beginning of December, i created a holiday card for my aunt's accounting firm. i did 3 hours of work and i charge $50 an hour (which is reasonable for graphic design. my company bills design out at like $70 an hour) so she ( Read more... )

my big toe rips through my stocking because i was too lazy to cut my toenails when i knew they needed it.

so, friday i was on my way to work. i take a shortcut through a woodsy-farmy area. i'm driving along and i come up to this field and i see something odd. "is that a buffalo?" i think to myself. i get closer and look and indeed, i am seeing a buffalo on the side of the road. in massachusetts ( Read more... )

the way people act toward one another nowadays. people have no respect for others. yay for me and fuck everyone else ( Read more... )

emo girl has been so (relatively) quiet for the past week or so. but i guess when the other 2 accounting people leave, since i'm invisible (or unimportant) to her, the second they go to lunch she turns on her fucking annoying-ass crappy emo music. yes, i know how old i sound, but i just don't understand what's so great about a bunch of whiny ( Read more... )