i don't know if it's because i'm losing weight or if it's just because it's freezing out. but i am so cold and i can't seem to warm up. good thing i'm not still at barney rabin or i'd be in a parka and gloves right now...

ok, so i started going to the gym again. i'm in pain. i don't know if i pulled something or i'm just sore because i haven't actually exercised in almost 2 years ( Read more... )

i never knew "start me up" had dirty words in it. LOL

scott tells me yesterday that he needs to bring chili to work tonight. apparently he expected me to pull a pot of fresh hot chili out of my ass. but i told him that wasn't going to happen, and that since he can cook, i would give him a chili recipe to make himself. i also informed him that he would need to go to the store and purchase the ( Read more... )

testing. stupid motherfucker won't update.

someone gave me a $10 Texas Hold 'Em scratch ticket. so i scratch it and i get all excited because i think i won $40. i go to cash it in, and lo and behold, it's not a winner. i neglected to realize that "my opponent" (aka the good old commonwealth) had a straight, which beats 2 pair. fucking bastards. oh well, at least it wasn't my hard ( Read more... )

ding dong, the bitch is gone
no more crappy tunes
with tone-deaf sing alongs...
ding, dong, the emo bitch is gone... that's my little "obnoxious chick in my office is away on vacation" ditty. :-P ( Read more... )

i already do not like this song, but emo girl is playing it for the 5th time today. get a new cd!!!

oh yeah, that makes it 10 times better when you sing along.

i was enjoying a nice long relatively emo-free streak of work days. it was nice. but it ended today. i guess the girl who sits next to emo girl does not like the emo either and always makes her turn it down. but she is on vacation. and i am sitting here being tortured by - i dunno - fall out boy, my chemical romance, whatever... they all ( Read more... )

One Arrested, One Hurt ( Read more... )