there was a crazy french woman at university who made me stand in my underwear and accused me of lying about the size of my breasts, she measured me and announced i was a C/D. is this good? do i pass? i tried telling her i shop for bras by holding them up to my chest and then buying the one that looks alright. but she wasnt having any of it. anyway ( Read more... )

things i am going to purchase in the near future ( Read more... )

why everyone keeps calling themselves beautiful all the time. i dont get it. whats going on.

last night went spectacularily well ( Read more... )

oi oi ( Read more... )

after a hard day of MOTs and walking along the beach, jem and selina like to nap. (cue fuzzyness round edge of screen ( Read more... )

i am currently the proud owner of 9 photos of my thumb. damn damn damn my drunkeness. note: next year - take the digital camera


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yesterday was quite a cool easy day. went to merrills with linzi to basically hang out, eat pizza, rink too much and watch family guy. rob and ollie came round and we conti9nued our drinking/smoking/piss taking of eachother. we ended up at the lido (as always) which was a total dive (as always) it was cool to see dean and holly again. dean was ( Read more... )

this past week has been amazing :) going to reading for five days made me appreciate selina being around alot more than i realized. monday we met up in dane park and we talked about everything that we had both missed. crap weekends, good weekends, drunken foolishness of us both. after some napping at my hoose, the fellow hats came round. we sat in ( Read more... )

reading blew my tits off. best festival ever. ever. of all time. ever ( Read more... )