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[jen___xl3]

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SCH00L IS ALM0ST 0VERR--

The finals that I have left are Gym, English & Science.

yay summer

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Wally, oh Wally

[linds_pot]

I talked to my friend Wally earlier. He told me to give you a message. It went a little something like this...*Ahem*

"Wally, Wally 2 x 4,
Can't fit through the kitchen door."

Then Wally says to me, he says (tell Jen)....

"Well if I could fit through the fuckin' door,
I'd eat all her GOD DAMN FOOD!"

THE END

Re: Wally, oh Wally

[jen___xl3]

that's the funniest story
i think i've ever heard.

tell wally i hope his
gash clears up, his 20/0
vision is going well, &
the cops didn't get called
on him :D :D

THE END

Re: Wally, oh Wally

[linds_pot]

Wally says thanks for your kindness and also......

Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer...
Oh, Jennifer pick up the phone.
Because it's time for One Eyed Wally,
to read you his little poem.

I like to keep my shopping cart,
with me at all times.
Because I collect pop bottles,
and trade them in for dimes.

My gash is healing up nicely now,
thanks for your support.
I'm also glad the cops didn't come,
and haul my ass to court.

In the war I hurt my eye,
It came right out of the socket.
So now when I save up all my dimes,
I buy liquor to keep in my pocket.

One Eyed Wally <3's JEN

THIS IS ALEXANDRA LYNNNE SCHALK

[anonymous]

I LOVE JEN END OF STORY. = ]