Hokay, so...if you were offerred a job that was described as this ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took ( Read more... )

So shit dawg.....not too bad of a night.....me and Lynz got....OUR HOOPLA!

( OUR HOOPLA! )

Ok SOOO who loves it when they havent had plumbing in a week and shit spews out of a drain in the basement everytime someone turns the washer on, turns the water on period, or flushes the toilet?? THAT WOULD BE ME ( Read more... )

Tonight was a good night. Dansmell, my lovely sister, drove me, Julie, Welsh, and Mis to Applebee's for some food and drinks. We all drank...a lot (with the exception of Dansmell). THEN we went to Gramma Hawk's and Grandpa Chuggers (or as some like to call them "my grandparents"). GH and GC were excited to see us since we were all drunk and I ( Read more... )

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So this weekend, huh? Lets see....

Friday me, Lynz, and Mis went to Teddy's. Everyone was drunk except for myself. Lynsis friend Mark met us up there and then left and didnt say goodbye. The other Mark was there as well. I think the best part of the night had to be TREVA-SAL. Lynsis new camel hump of a boyfriend. Look at her journal for that whole ( Read more... )

So the last week has been pretty decent ( Read more... )

So I thought I was being sweet by going out and getting my sister and friends some alcohol and what do I get for doing it?....PUKE ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR! Katy (the puker), then proceeded to roll around in it and grinded it into my carpeting.....FUCKIN SWEEET ( Read more... )

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