The Purina Diet

[jen_tiggerpooh]

"The Purina Diet"
I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting "The Purina Diet" again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50

Comments

[mindy_lou]

that is absolutely the funniest thing I think I've heard in a long time. Some people are so stupid. Miss you, babe.