[DEATHNOTE] Fic: Tea with the Hare and Tortoise

[jengou]

This came out of nowhere. I was relatively content (though desirous) rewatching Deathnote eps 30, and sighing "Mm, Mello," and "Ah, so hot." All of a sudden there were these vibes and then a Near/Mello fic dribbled out

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[ex_semiblond839]

That was funny XD

and I love your icon <3

[jengou]

Thank you dear~!

Hee hee, I loove it! Feel free to gank if you want, and credit LJ user kissingchaos XD

[x_drear_x]

I loved this! Aww, Mello misses his pretty face and hair! I liked that. And LOL at Near at the end~!
Whenever I watch that scene, I wonder how Near magically gets the ability to throw that photograph at lighting speed with ninja accuracy. He must have been playing a shitload of darts.
Anywho, very entertaining stuff my dear :]]

[jengou]

Eeeee, thank you hun! I hate how the humour is so flat in so many places, so I'm really happy you laughed! :D ♥

Near must've been PRACTICING for Mello XD And did you notice how Near just whipped the photo from inside his shirt? SUSPICIOUS.

[x_drear_x]

Nahh be proud, it was amusing! [I can't write at all, just for the record xD]

Hahaha! That is the answer! And he had it stored there from all that fapping earlier. I had an appropriate pic to put here but I can't find it Dx Help me out? :]]

[jengou]

I half pleased half horrified that you assume I have pics of Near fapping on my computer and can whip it out on command. SORRY I FAIL XDDD

[thickets]

THIS IS 100% MY FANTASY. ROFL.

"... Oh Near, you are so great, thank you for keeping my photo safe from Kira's vile eyes! Haha, no problem Mello, it's what any gentlemen would have done. Keep it safe now, like you do your virginity. Ho ho."

This needs to be made into a visual. Totally.

[jengou]

YAAAY! I'm so please this was written on your bday~ I didn't know you liked M/N (I went and double-checked at capslock_dn's meme). But this isn't the bday surprise, more to come~

Oooh. Don't even have photoshop! But yesh, I wrote that bit first :p

[ikiningyo]

I like redredred and Because he is zen. and Near's probably going to fucking enact this embarrassing incident with his damn little puppets and the last line killed me XDDD

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE NO FANGIRLING OR GENERALLY INTERESTING THINGS IN YOUR LJ

ILU :D

[jengou]

ILU TOO ♥ ♥ ♥

Well I used to feel bad about it before cos my flist wasn't into fandoms and I'd never had time before to make fandom friends. But I am coming out of my cloooset (filling out your friends meme triggered it too!), and I'm SO HAPPY :DDD *loony dance!*

The fic was all serious in the beginning with lots of red and black imagery, but then my brain broke at writing serious N/M and I just let the crack come. Still, the redredred bit was my fave too ^^ Thanks for reading!

[ikiningyo]

DEATH NOTE MAKES ME SO HAPPY TOOOOO ^-^
It's just kind of impossible to resist!

Ooooh, red and black imagery. Obviously you 're a capable writer, so you can always try writing a cool and serious fic too ;) (MOAR FIC = ALWAYS BETTER).

And you filled out my poll! Yay!

[jengou]

Your compliment superinflated my ego and killed me dead with a huge BOOM. Compliment from you! Who wrote my favourite M/M fic! Eeeee! *shuts up quickly*

I looked at the results of your poll and realized I had the longest text answers outta anybody. One of my rarer moments where I was thinking too much XD;

[jengou]

Eeeeeeeee, thank you dear! I really was so worried about the punchlines cos I don't usually write crack. Your comment made me feel so very relieved :DDD

Those are all my favourite lines, good choice ♥

hahah, YES! I wanted to save it for special occassions, but I never post porn ;_; Had to make up for the lack of Matt in this post :p Feel free to gank it and credit LJ user kissingchaos :)

[jengou]

Eee, and you don't realize how awesomely happy you make me! I think you are the only person who's read both my Ouran fics and this one too. I luvsies you a whole lot ♥

WORD!