Well, perhaps not false. But I would assume when I get the "Cranberries and Chocolate" Craisins mix, the majority of what I get would be cranberries and chocolate...and not a ton of peanuts and almonds ( Read more... )

Neck hurts like a bitch ( Read more... )

Anyone ever hire someone to do wallpapering? My kitchen, for those who haven't seen it is tiny...but bizarrely shaped. There are lots of nooks and crannies that are very difficult to get to, and after the hell I have gone through trying to get the old wallpaper off and the walls in decent repair, I am leary of trying to do the papering myself, lest ( Read more... )

Every time I want to go out to eat, it seems, I wind up at Outback. Don't get me wrong. I LOVE Outback. Occasionally we go next door (to the Perimeter one) to Cheeseburger in Paradise, as their onion rings and chocolate nachos are absolutely to die for ( Read more... )

Magnetic earrings
Seemed like a good idea
Hurts like a mo-fo

I have non-pierced ears
Pretty clip-ons hard to find
No suffering, thanks

Have any of you ever tried to toilet-train a cat? I'm thinking of trying it but I'm wondering if anyone else has had success (or not) with trying it.

I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

"Unfortunately, Swanson's supplying you with enough 'energy' to get through a week, and even if the only other thing you ate after this breakfast was oxygen, there's still a ( Read more... )

From mistervimes:

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.- Oscar Wilde

To stave off boredom and make a little extra $, I'm thinking of teaching GRE/SAT prep courses. I know this is a long shot, but have any of you ever done that? The two places I'm looking at are Kaplan and "C-2", which I've never heard of.

I'm thinking of switching my home phone service to Vonage - anyone have any horror/happy stories about them - quality, customer service (or lack thereof), etc.?