[DEATHNOTE] Fic: Nose Water

[jenhippo]

Title: Nose Water
Author: jengou
Fandom: Death Note
Pairings: Mello/Matt
Genre: Humour/Fluff?
Rating: PG?
Warnings: Over 1,000 words of dumb, I'm really sorry D:
Disclaimer: The boys own ME. I own nothing.
Prompt: Matt has an allergy to something, and the wacky hijinks that take place as a result. PLEASE.
Notes: Belated birthday present for miruvix!

Comments

[databomb]

HEAAAAAAAAAAAUGH THIS IS BRILLIANT I was sort of expecting something like two hundred words long but instead you give me A THOUSAND WORDS OF THE BOYS BEING DUMBASSES I AM SO TOUCHED HEE

THINGS THAT MADE ME SCREAM IN RIDICULOUS DELIGHT:
-Matt's distaste for vaginas
-"Mello shrugged. “I am. But you’re not.”"
-"“She was such a slut,” Matt mused dreamily."
-“I’m… I’m allergic to gay sex?”
-Flying spittle of outrage!
-“No! Maybe. I." Mello waved his arms in the air. "Matt.”

SO MUCH LOVABLE STUPIDITY. THANK YOU!

[jenhippo]

Hahaha, I like your wording. It's the boys acting dumb and not me writing dumb things, yes yes? Yes 8D I'm glad it was ok! I was all ficced out after the other story, so sorry this took so long~

[errantimpulses]

HAHA, I knew it! Don't worry, latex allergies can cause a variety of problems, including breathing issues (I have to wear latex gloves, and there are all these warning signs and stuff). :-) Maybe mello can double-bag it with a polyurethane condom XD Those poor boys. I love your writing. I especially love the part where matt's all, "of course I've had sex with women!" and then all, "ew, vaginas!"

[jenhippo]

Haha, I feel better knowing that the symptom wasn't completely off~ You're so useful to have around XD I didn't even know the existence of non-latex condoms until you said, thanks! (not like I'm allergic myself or anything, ahahaha >_>;;)

Uhm uhm, I really don't like the writing at all cos it's so OOC and not that well thought out and descriptive enough, but I'm really chuffed/relieved you liked it anyway! ♥

[glowstuck]

“Why not suggest your penis up my nose?? My nose is so well lubricated!”

LOLOLOL.

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I always pegged Mello for the sheep intestine-type condoms. AU NATUREL, BABY.

[jenhippo]

hee hee hee, so chuffed to get a comment from you, knowing how rarely you read fics ♥ thank you!

Oh my oh my oh my, I find that so grossssss. If Matt doesn't deal well with vaginas, then I don't think he'd deal well with sheep intestine XDDD

[glowstuck]

This fic made me especially happy because I was just in the middle of the most awful cold everrrrrrr. I could empathize with Matt's well lubricated nose. :D

♥

[jenhippo]

Aaah, thank you Kefi! I always feel bad imposing dumb fics like these on people, but they're so easy and therapeutic to write! I won't supress the urge next time XD

[jenhippo]

Hee hee, thank you thank you! This is the kinda stuff I like and I know you like, but I thought our sense of humour is a bit odd, you know? That no one else would really get it! But nyah nyah, regardless, if I write BDS fics it'll just be for you, so that's alright :DDDD

The sense of humour in this is similar to the Mello/Hal fic I showed you, no? I thought it was too silly to show anyone! I might pick that fic up again and finish it off :)