Oh, I know what to do!

A stupid swerve-ayyy.

Now I have TMBG in my head...

REVEA​L A LITTL​E ABOUT​ YOURS​ELF:​

I'm gonna pretend like a hot speed dater is asking me these questions.

Is your hair up?: nope
Is your phone​ right​ besid​e you?​:​ Why yes it is.
Do you have a bf/ gf?: naw dude

Do you wish you were somew​here else?​:​ in dreamland
Do you have ( Read more... )

i love listening to the adolescents when I'm pissed.

AMOEBAAAAAAAAAAA
AMOEBAAAAAAAAAA
AMOEBAAAAAAAA
AMOEBAAAAAAAAA-ahhhh

AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBA

I HATE CHILDREN.

WE'LL ATTACK
WE'LL ATTACK
WE'LL ATTACK
WE'LL ATTACK

Best hate music a gal could ask for. Now I wanna skate.

...A bird shit on my head last night as I was getting out of my car downtown ( Read more... )

That's right. I'm sick. AND i'm at work. What is wrong with me? Oh, right. Work Ethic + Catholic Guilt = stupid miserable sick person at work.

I am listening to a really shitty beatles cover for a stupid shitty restaurant.

So i'm going to pass the boredom with one of those awful surveys. Don't worry, I'll....

1. Are you slowly drifting away from ( Read more... )

 I realized I'd abandoned my trusty live journal. That's probably a good thing, but in any case I thought I'd update the one or two people who read this when they're naked/bored.

Ummm...so, from my last one - YEP. I ate turkey On thanksgiving AND Christmas! Holy crap. It was delicious, and it made me very tired.

I spent lots of time with my mother ( Read more... )

All of Me by Frank Sinatra could possibly be the best 2 minutes and 11 seconds of all time.

Ahh, I love listening to this. Sometimes I get on Sinatra kicks, what of it?

Everything's going well right now. Well, pretty much. I've blocked out anything that isn't, just for the sake of my sanity.  For instance, I'm trying not to think about how tuition ( Read more... )

I'm terrified for my car's well-being. And yes, I said being. Peter Honda is definitely part of the family, ha ( Read more... )

This weekend I learned some new things about Sylvester Stallone.

I had NO idea that he was a porn star before the Rocky madness.

Well, by "porn star" I mean, "guy who starred in a porn movie or three."

The one I was so lucky to see, was called Italian Stallion.

Whoa!

It had the coolest metal-cyclopse-porn painting ever, a really weird spread-eagle- ( Read more... )

Whoa boy, i feel like my life has all of a sudden just gone insane ( Read more... )

Let me just start off my day via livejournal saying that I fucking hate Geminis.

I'm sorry if you're a gemini.

Wait. No I'm not; because I hate you.

Dear Tofu Scrambler Breakfast taco from bouldin creek:

i do NOT hate you.

I love you.

EIGHT Lasts
1. Last cigarette: ermmm...probably friday or ( Read more... )