i'm a retard and missed my final this morning
buttt
BUT
IM GOIN TO DISNEYYYY

SOOON
TONIGHT
WOOOOO

I don't wanna tell her ( Read more... )

i have no fucking clue what i'm doing

and yet i'm doing it

which i think, maybe, is the worst part of all

or, maybe, the best?

tasted like shit but i could sure use the luck

last night carissa's boyfriend eric came over for date night with "his girl and her girl." he is a cook for a living, so naturally made us a most fabulous feed! i was a maniac and smoked many a cigarette afterwards in hopeful attempt to..what do they call it...ah! digest ( Read more... )

it's that time of year again
to cough up a lung

just in case anyone was wondering,
yup, mine's still black

sinks everywhere hate me

for my tourism career development class we have to put together a portfolio due at the end of the semester. it doesn't necessarily have to be travel-specific but the more you have that directly applies is, of course, an asset. as we will all be responsible for finding internships next semester that will be within the industry ( Read more... )

i'm so stoked and stroked (the right way) about where life is headed. a little bit up and to the left, making all stops at family fun land and friends for life cereal county. sheriff? YOU ( Read more... )

( new life goal )

i got tartar control toothpaste... i still got tartar but that shit's under control. if the tartar get's outta line i'm like come on man you know the deal