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one of my biggest pet peeves in life stems from my fellow vegetarians. you know, the ones who like to preach to the meat-eaters about why they shouldn't ( Read more... )

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i think today is adorable. to know there are all these people out there celebrating love for someone gives me the twinkles. i love love. all the different kinds of it! especially
( this kind: )

everything
about everything
is
so
special

when is opposite day?

cause i'ma say 'i hate you' so much

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings ( Read more... )

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at least it's a date

so the magic bullet is actually more like the turd bullet. thanks for the green pepper guacamole
anyways, big taco salads shared with best friends is now IN

so is school
and the new year
any everything else butterfly-y

always remember ric flair's tits

always

our bodies were made up of beer instead of water. would getting sober be the fun? would we all have parties and bring 24s of water and see who can get the most sober?

nah, we'd probably just be drunk all the time
and have a lot more money