Why the hell did God make the wasp? That fucker is UGLY. They are just so creepy and nasty looking... I really don't understand the point of them other than to make me hyperventilate and run away screaming like a kid.
Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?