Why I'm Almost Not Going to Work Today ( Read more... )

1) Get really drunk. Two beers was sufficient unto the day ( Read more... )

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Angry Americans Flee Lebanon
Families Complain of Delays
Did U.S. Bungle Evacuation?

Gee...we couldn't evacuate New Orleans properly. What makes people think we could evacuate frickin' Lebanon with any kind of organized effort?

I have created a new word that I want everyone to start using right away ( Read more... )

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/07/11/ivins.greed/index.html

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
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Your Linguistic Profile:65% General American English25% Dixie5% Upper Midwestern0% Midwestern0% Yankee
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

"I like the name 'Richard Kinky Friedman.' It evokes a certain sense of nobility that falls somewhere between Richard the Lion-hearted and Richard Nixon," Friedman said in a statement.

The CNN.com story about the gang-rape of an 11-year old girl says this: "The girl fled the apartment and sought help from a couple on the street, who called police. She suffered no serious physical injuries ( Read more... )