i feel satisfied. i know how to get the job done. i will miss these intimate gatherings at college i think.

so last night was my last show at nauset. i did alright, but not "last show" energy. these things don't hit me until afterwards. i know i'm supposed to feel sentimental but nothing is coming. maybe it'll come later.

you'd think that by going to philly and concentrating on international relations and going to london, you'd could escape the pretentious vomitiferous drama divas that seem to plague arcadia. if worse comes to worse i'll escape to canada ( Read more... )

mum didnt even ask me about it. dad must have told her my story and they BOTH must have bought it. so instead of doubting me, she gave me an old swimsuit of hers that she's too "aging" to fit into and it looks crazy good on me. she gets jealous when she dresses me in her clothes but it gives her this bizarre satisfaction so whatever. time to do ( Read more... )

my mum just found half empty beer bottles in my room. too bad theyre months old. she wasnt snooping like the normal mother, just putting a vaccum in there to hint at me to clean my room. maybe i'd clean my room if she'd do my fafsa...anyhow, she could have found many more objectionable things in there so i should be thankful. still. i hate beer. ( Read more... )

everytime i read those stupid discussion boards for the london arcadia kids i am filled with RAGE. i hate them. all of them. it's like 10 girls who will all be best friends and speak all fucking pc and the only reason they signed up to study in london was so they could be worldly and because david beckham the soccer player is from england. i hate ( Read more... )

i'm in england august 25! london city university to be exact! i met some kids i think i could get along with, one might say, as well. the best part is, they dont keep tabs on me while i'm over there so i can take trips all over europe because my classes end thursday mornings and start monday morning so as long as i'm back in london by sunday night ( Read more... )

my hamlet essay will be so magnificent, i will brag about it to my roomates next year. AND i will hand it in for every english assignment given to me. AND i will publish it in the atlantic monthly because i am SO in the know.

who made it part of parents' job description to scar their children for life?

because they have a very angry jenna on their hands.

who saw the clip about the woman being held hostage at a hotel in new hampshire with a SWAT team and everything? because that was definately the meadowbrook inn, estate of the source of my arab gene pool, the late Nick Haddad. never a dull moment in his life, nor after.