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i spent most of today hypnotized by fire and am now at the library, reeking of smoke ( Read more... )

i think it would be a good idea to redesign the cigarette. make the filter out of asbestos (great material, flameproof dontcha know!), perhaps coat the wrapper with suntanning oil (help people work on those hard-to-tan areas of the lips and fingertips!)-- maybe i should research it some more and try to incorporate every carcinogen possible (things ( Read more... )

what i did today ( Read more... )

i think it is hilarious that i get junkmail with the subject line "meet fabulous christian singles"-- if only i could get one with the subject line "we have nice jewish boys who are doctors and want to marry nice jewish girls with green eyes and blonde hair".

so i checked my grades today, and i got good ones! lessee if i can remember ( Read more... )

life is boring. i have nothing to do, it is too cold to hang out outside, my skin is a wreck, and training for my job doesn't start for a couple of weeks ( Read more... )

i took charlie to the vet today-- he was so scared! don't judge me, but i kind of like it when he's scared because he just clings to me like a monkey. he got free from his carrier and was crawling around the car, which scared me whenever i would turn and he would fall off something ( Read more... )

so graduation was today. my cousin graduated. and a bunch of my friends graduated. and i almost cried, but i didn't. i did cry during the movie i watched with whitney tonight (the notebook)-- good movie, so sad, i want to get married now.

but i miss people already. dammit.

so i'm home ( Read more... )