... it's has actually been SO LONG ( Read more... )

really, 108°?
swwwwwwwwwwwwwweet.

and by 'sweet' I mean 'sweat'
I'M FUCKING SWEATING MY BALLS OFF

I'm pretty damn glad I have a pool
or else someone would have to scrape my melted ass off the floor.
Sexy.

I'll be here through Labor Day, heeeeeeeeeeeey.

I think I have shin splints.
Fantastic.

it's definitely been five months since I've updated ( Read more... )

since I've updated ( Read more... )

I LOVE Halloweeen ( Read more... )

my lover is coming over tonight to build gingerbread houses with me-
but first he's going to put my license plates on my car because he's a sweetypie.

... I guess I can muster up enough strength to shave my legs.

or I could just wear sweatpants.

so my best buddy came down this weekend for .5 ( Read more... )

... WOW, TOTALLY just typed the most awesome entry
filling everyone in on my shenanigans
and I fucking erased it.

fuck that shit.

there were a LOT of firsts that went down in Washington this weekend.
bwwaaaahahahahahahaa!
I SAID, 10%, HOOKERS!

"hey guys, let's get f'd"

and then we did.

One of the best times I'm had in my life.

I'm definitely getting on my first plane tomorrow morning ( Read more... )