My eyes (sometimes. I do wish they were a different color. Brown, bleh.)
You have lovely eyes, you big dummy.
I don't know which of your lies is a lie. It could be your love of Disneyworld - but then I note your love of Cinderella and Tinkerbell, and I wonder...
p.s. off topic, but you've reminded me of my favourite joke when I was a little girl. What do you call an elephant in glass slippers? Cinder-elephant! It had me in stitches for some reason. Try it on your daughter - see if it crosses the generations.
I agree with Kes about your eyes. And I hope you find adequate protection from your children. Why has no one started a business supplying bodyguards to mothers?
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You have lovely eyes, you big dummy.
I don't know which of your lies is a lie. It could be your love of Disneyworld - but then I note your love of Cinderella and Tinkerbell, and I wonder...
p.s. off topic, but you've reminded me of my favourite joke when I was a little girl. What do you call an elephant in glass slippers? Cinder-elephant! It had me in stitches for some reason. Try it on your daughter - see if it crosses the generations.
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And if that includes taking a fucking compliment on your looks, missy?
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Forgive me my shwine. I am stoopit.
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