I just gave birth!!

Finally!

Yay!!

Can you believe it??


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I hate the world I hate the world I hate the world i hate the world ihatre the world i hate the world ihate hate my life i hate my life i hate my life i hate my dad i hate my dad i hate my dad i hate my dad i hate new found glory i hate new found glory i hate head colds i hate head colds and making the stupid mistake of drinking red bull at ( Read more... )

Today is just one of those days, you know. I have just been feeling really lost lately. Like my mind is made of scrambled eggs and bacon. Not canadian bacon, either. that shit is gross. I really miss wally. I think i am having an asthma attack right now. It is just so hard to deal with life when you are allergic to everything. dust, peanuts, ( Read more... )

This is a serious question and I hope that someone answers this sincerely. Do mormons celebrate holidays? I assumed all this time that they didn't celebrate Christmas, but the Mormon temple that is located a couple blocks away from my mom's house has a huge Christmas tree by the front entrance. I am definitely going to have trouble sleeping tonight ( Read more... )

I was trying to have a meaningful conversation with my mother today, and my suitmate, Tracy Rosenberg, decided that it was perfect timing for her to waltz into my room and start shaking her hips as if she were trying to imitate Shakira or something. I guess she had just used the bathroom because her pants were around her ankles. Thanks Tracy for ( Read more... )

As you may or may not have heard, I, Jennifer Lee, have broken my right arm. Reports of this being induced by a violent handjob can neither be confirmed nor denied at this time. The reason my right arm is broken, rather than the dominant left, is because I was in fact occupied with two penises at once. That's right, ski poles bitches.

my humidifier iz the bomb! what what. i love slinkiez! and ztuff. zzzz.

michelle yu is so h0tt but she doesnt sleep in my bed nemore so i sleep on the streetz. with the unicorns. damn thingz take up too much space on the sidewalkz.

I'm back???

1. What color is your toothbrush ( Read more... )

I had two classes today, the Art and Architecture lecture and money, banking, and finance class and I noticed that no one would sit next to me until all of the other spots were filled. I was hurt by this. Why doesn't anyone want to be near me?? Then I became really paranoid because I thought maybe I spelled really bad, even though I showered and ( Read more... )