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ahhhhhhhhhhh. I wish I could be a figure skater. Then I could be on a box of wheaties? I have never tried wheaties, but I think it is supposed to be the breakfast of champions so it must be good. -
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HELP I AM CHOKING ON DIARRHEA
I NEED SOME MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 -
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Dear Diary,
I met a boy today. . . . Poopoo doodoo...poopoo doodoo. (sigh) -
I hope this post won't get me in trouble
JEN LEE IS A TERRORIST! -
I'm Real
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jenny from the Block
used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go, I know where I came from.
I'm just glad that I am not Cristiano Ronaldo right now:
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Wow, this song makes me feel like I am FLYING... Especially when I have taken too much ALEVE COLD AND SINUS! -
Not doing work, that's for sure!
Hurrah! I learn something new everyday, like the name of the skinny mouse in Cinderella that was friends with Gus Gus. His name was Jacques. Woohooooooooo... Guess who is not doing work? Dick Cheney!! JK JK, LOL! I also learned from Jenny Adolfson that poop.com is a porn site. This slightly distrubs me because I am almost positive that my 12 year ( Read more... ) -
wooooot! SPRING FORMAL!
Man, I got sooooo wasted this weekend. I have literally been hungover until now!! Yup, Spring Formal was da bomb. These are all the dudes that I hooked up with:
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Why'all gotta be haters, man!
I don't care what the rest of the world thinks about me! I will marry whomever I want to, goddammit!! Even if he is a killer whale. GOD >: 0