Are you sick??  Flu gotcha down??  Hell, you gots cancer?  You got the hiv??  I'm pretty fucking sure that the Hot and Sour Soup from Grand China on Peachtree will cure that shit UP, my brother.  I ain't even lying ( Read more... )

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080215/sc_afp/healthscienceskoreacloning

SO...  because of the sensationalism of the cloning subject, the fact that the first commercially cloned dog is a PIT BULL is going to escape notice!  We can't hear ENOUGH about some famous football guy having a remote connection with fighting the dogs but when someone loves one ( Read more... )

I just won an auction on ebay from someone with the last name Wyner...?!

So raja says I can quit my job if I go back to school.  Unfortunately he doesn’t mean to become a full time like, literature/philosophy student or anything but instead go with the intention of getting a fat (phat?) job when I get out.  What should I do?  I love school - but I don’t know what I could do as a job that I could get further training for ( Read more... )

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Here's the dreaded update:

I'M ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!! RAJA ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM AND AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION - I SAID YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! It was all very sweet and beautiful and I'm the happiest girl in the world. If I could see my feet - it might be better but....

here's how cute we are:


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So I’m sitting at my desk happily scooping avocado out of it’s shell and eating it when someone walks up and says “ewwww!!!!  You like avocado???!!!”

“For the love of all that is holy of COURSE I DON’T!!!!!!!!  Can you not SEE the bearded woman standing behind me holding a gun to my head and forcing me to devour this heinous vegetable/fruit ( Read more... )

I made a friend. a lavender tiger named tomato. I'm a complete retard. and I need a job where I do SOMETHING! LOL!!! You can play with her if you want:


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So I was only throwing a small fit - really more of a frustrated poopy moment - but in my fuss I pegged myself in the eye with a file folder. So I decided to take a little time out and vent some stuff out while my pupil turns bright red and my vision is a bit wonky ( Read more... )

It’s been too long without an update! I’m sure everyone is on the edge of their respective seats about the progress of the parasite so here you are ( Read more... )