The zombies, I love you ( Read more... )

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a (I really enjoy muffins that taste like cake)
e (When my dog yawns I open my mouth too)
i (The lamp on my desk is probably my favorite lamp in existence)
o (I got my new glasses today-they make me feel drunk)
u (RIP - ODB)
and sometimes
y (I wander in western hill)

I just got a whole whack of nerd gear for free. This includes at least 3 laminated periodic tables varying in size. I also bought new safety glasses. They are fancy ( Read more... )

I've been eating good for the last two days. I've officially had the best 2 meals of my life, for real. I love food.

On saturday I am probably making a whole whack of fresh pasta (if I don't get sidetracked).
If you would like some just let me know before then.
I might make chocolate pasta....maybe.

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Well, Dr. Johnson, if your academics are as keen as your looks then good old grandma ma is in good hands. What is “perfect health” anyways? Don’t worry; grandma will be playing lawn darts, by the creek, with you by next spring. Oh Bernie, I think you need a peppermint.

Dear Horoscope ( Read more... )

Dear Jen,
Sometimes, just sometimes, when you remove the jewelry from a hole in your body you can’t simply decide to put it back in a few months later.
From,
Your Nose.

Dear Nose,
I sure showed you.
From,
Jen

I’ve had enough talk about absorbance and transmittance and the correlation between the two for one day. I know for a fact that absorption increases two fold relative to the doubling effect of concentration. See mom, sometimes I do pay attention in class and one day I will find the cure. That is why I own a lab coat and they call me Science. ( Read more... )