Chef, Costume Maker, Movie Critic, Music Listener, Decorator, Confrence Go-er, and NOW......

( Jenny Nichols, eat your heart out. )

I've decided that next halloween I am being a fraction.

I’m going to try and go vegetarian for a week. If I can do that…I can do anything. I start tonight at 5:30 only because I just ate tainted tomato sauce.

Next on the list, nail biting.

From what I can tell right now:

Black is White and White is Black

Down is Up and Up is Down

On is Off and Off is On

Good is Bad and Bad is Good

Here is There and There is Here

Near is Far and Far is Near

Sitting is Standing and Standing is Sitting

Going is Staying and Staying is Going

In the last week or so my perspective has been frazzled. ( Read more... )

It is with great sadness that I bring the news on the passing of Apartment 902. It was swallowed up by an overwhelming blaze this past weekend. Survived by Chris Martin and Simon Baker, who luckily escaped unscathed. A memorial will be held sometime in the near future. It will be BYOB and it is doubtful any smoking of any kind will be accepted.

I found the perfect concoction:

Not caring plus a little bit of excessive sleeping makes for a very happy energetic Jen. With a little bit of Diet Coke and a found calculator this day couldn’t get any better, and it’s only 6:00am.

Escaping the confines of my house today helped me keep my sanity for another week.

Thank you.

Side note:
Have you ever waited and waited to finish everything you have to do until you get to a certain point and realize it’s too late? In terms of x and y, I just found the origin.

I’m the next Terry Fox, my next big expedition being Operation Figure Everything Out. For some reason however, I don’t think running cross-country will solve this one. My Marathon of Hope, being not as important as cancer research but equally as important as brushing three times a day, doesn’t have a planned route, and that is only half my problem.

"If you ever get into a "Dawn of the Dead" type situation, you just need a vegan zombie friend"

Kelly, this is why I like you.

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In order to prove this theory further testing must be completed. However, in accordance with Charts 1 and 2 it is highly evident that this subject plans on having fun this weekend(see Appendix A for full fun procedure).


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