BLOODY BASTARD SNOW, dont get me wrong, I love snow BUT THIS IS NOT A BLOODY APPROPRIATE TIME

I JUST BOUGHT SPRING/SUMMER TOPS.

WHY must it snow in MARCH and dont bloody well tell me its still february I DONT CARE its still wrong.

I love youuuu!!!! You love MEEEE!!! We're a big fat happy family and Jenny's getting podgy. Therefore Jenny is going to the gym. How exciting!!! I am excited. Maybe also a wee bit jumpy - a clear indication that the sugar has reached MY BLOOD STREAM. YAY!! Now its time for gym. I wish you a nice day, even if you're someone I dont like. :-)

I cant believe this was a year ago.

There was a girl waiting outside the library and just before I passed her, her boyfriend came running up with a bunch of flowers and a big heart shaped balloon. It was so sweet. Happy Valentine's Day everyone.

Dinoysus, the Master of Illusions, who could
make a vine grow out of a ship's plank, and in
general enable his votaries to see the world as the
world's not.

-E.R. Dodds,

The Greeks and the Irrational

My undeniably fatal character flaw: laziness.

Proof? The fact that Im updating. Then again, that may just be despair.
Either way, contract law is not my strength. In fact, It's nobody's strength. It's just designed to make you think you're dumb.

Im giving myself a headache because I cant really decide if I know the criminal stuff or not. I think I know it, but how can I tell? This sucks. There's too much of it. I just cant be bothered with it anymore. I wish I could just drop out and become a bin man. I wish bin men made lots of money. Or actually, I wish I was smart enough to be able to ( Read more... )

Im bored. I cant concentrate.

I accidentally hit something on the keyboard and now when I look at any web pages the text is huge. Help.
Make it go away, please?

I just found out that they actually took my neighbour's wee BMW and broke into her house.

Fuckers.