Mr. and Mrs.
Title: Mr. and Mrs.
Author: hotfruits
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Takanoo
Disclaimer: If only XD
Summary: If Inoo is a girl pretending to be a boy, how will she ever get a date?
AN: Companion piece to Ultimatum, as requested by candyapplegirls (so you all know who to blame if this sucks XD).
x-posted to jent_fanfics and heysay_fanfic
Surprisingly enough, life continued in the same fashion as it had before Inoo completely turned everyone's world upside down by admitting to being a female and showing everyone her 'naughty girly bits' as Ryutaro called them. Inoo was still afraid of everything and ran to Hikaru to save her, unless it was Hikaru who she was afraid of, then she just ran around screaming like a, well, like a girl. Daiki would still beat her up when she called him short, Yuto and Yamada still flocked to her for homework help and along with Yabu, she helped parent the others as their father figure. There were a few bumps here and there, like the time Chinen followed Inoo around, shouting that if she uses tampons people will think she's a whore, or how for a week straight, Yuto kept fainting every time Inoo entered the room. Other then those traumatizing occurrences, life was pretty consistent.
Well, not entirely...
"Inoo, I'm curious about something," Keito started as he walked into the room, setting his back pack down and jumping onto the couch, cuddling next to Hikaru, "If you're a girl, pretending to be a boy, how are you ever gonna get a date? I mean, people think you're a boy, but if you dated a girl and she saw your," Keito coughed, "down their stuff, well, what are you gonna do is basically what I'm asking?"
Inoo leaned back, her mouth hanging open as silence consumed the room, til Ryutaro piped up, "Yeah, and ya know, if you dated a girl, people would think you're straight but you'd actually be a lesbian, and if you dated a boy, people would think you're gay but then you'd really be straight."
Everyone looked around, a few nodding in agreement, a few looking confused as hell and a few, namely Chinen, Yamada and Daiki, looked uninterested as they talked about what Inoo would look like with a huge rack. Only Inoo remained quiet, looking from one member to the next in complete shock, her eye twitching in what could be assumed as rage or a possible mental breakdown.
"Shut up!" Takaki suddenly yelled out, slamming his hand down on the table as he stood up, glaring at the members, "You guys are such jerks, you know that?! Can you even imagine how Inoo must be feeling right now?"
Everyone cringed, looking over at Inoo apologetically, "I'm sorry," Keito started but was interrupted by Takaki, who walked over to Inoo and got down on his knees, his hands on Inoo's shoulders as he took a deep breath and said, "Inoo, if you can't find anyone because you're a boy who's actually a girl, then I will marry you myself."
"What?" Everyone shouted, including Inoo, but Takaki silenced her possible outrage by kissing her soundly on the lips, moving one of his hands to cup her cheek, the other playing with her short hair. Inoo relaxed into the kiss, looping her arms around Takaki's waist and pulling him closer, smiling into the kiss even as Takaki pulled away.
"Um," Yabu looked around, gesturing for everyone to 'get the hell out of here right now', "We'll just leave you two lovebirds alone," everyone quickly ran out of the room, tripping along back packs, shoes and Ryutaro's hamster cage in Yuto's case, before slamming the door shut behind them.
"So," Inoo smirked after everyone was gone, "You wanna make an honest woman of me, eh?"
Takaki nodded, "I always liked you Inoo-chan, boy or girl, I don't care, but you being a girl is pretty nice. We'd have gorgeous kids, don't you think?"
"We would," Inoo agreed, leaning forward and kissing Takaki on the cheek, "Takaki Kei, I like it."
Takaki liked it too, and he showed Inoo just how much he liked it (til Chinen came back and started throwing shoes at them, yelling at Takaki for trying to impregnate Inoo when he was still a minor).
The End
Author: hotfruits
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Takanoo
Disclaimer: If only XD
Summary: If Inoo is a girl pretending to be a boy, how will she ever get a date?
AN: Companion piece to Ultimatum, as requested by candyapplegirls (so you all know who to blame if this sucks XD).
x-posted to jent_fanfics and heysay_fanfic
Surprisingly enough, life continued in the same fashion as it had before Inoo completely turned everyone's world upside down by admitting to being a female and showing everyone her 'naughty girly bits' as Ryutaro called them. Inoo was still afraid of everything and ran to Hikaru to save her, unless it was Hikaru who she was afraid of, then she just ran around screaming like a, well, like a girl. Daiki would still beat her up when she called him short, Yuto and Yamada still flocked to her for homework help and along with Yabu, she helped parent the others as their father figure. There were a few bumps here and there, like the time Chinen followed Inoo around, shouting that if she uses tampons people will think she's a whore, or how for a week straight, Yuto kept fainting every time Inoo entered the room. Other then those traumatizing occurrences, life was pretty consistent.
Well, not entirely...
"Inoo, I'm curious about something," Keito started as he walked into the room, setting his back pack down and jumping onto the couch, cuddling next to Hikaru, "If you're a girl, pretending to be a boy, how are you ever gonna get a date? I mean, people think you're a boy, but if you dated a girl and she saw your," Keito coughed, "down their stuff, well, what are you gonna do is basically what I'm asking?"
Inoo leaned back, her mouth hanging open as silence consumed the room, til Ryutaro piped up, "Yeah, and ya know, if you dated a girl, people would think you're straight but you'd actually be a lesbian, and if you dated a boy, people would think you're gay but then you'd really be straight."
Everyone looked around, a few nodding in agreement, a few looking confused as hell and a few, namely Chinen, Yamada and Daiki, looked uninterested as they talked about what Inoo would look like with a huge rack. Only Inoo remained quiet, looking from one member to the next in complete shock, her eye twitching in what could be assumed as rage or a possible mental breakdown.
"Shut up!" Takaki suddenly yelled out, slamming his hand down on the table as he stood up, glaring at the members, "You guys are such jerks, you know that?! Can you even imagine how Inoo must be feeling right now?"
Everyone cringed, looking over at Inoo apologetically, "I'm sorry," Keito started but was interrupted by Takaki, who walked over to Inoo and got down on his knees, his hands on Inoo's shoulders as he took a deep breath and said, "Inoo, if you can't find anyone because you're a boy who's actually a girl, then I will marry you myself."
"What?" Everyone shouted, including Inoo, but Takaki silenced her possible outrage by kissing her soundly on the lips, moving one of his hands to cup her cheek, the other playing with her short hair. Inoo relaxed into the kiss, looping her arms around Takaki's waist and pulling him closer, smiling into the kiss even as Takaki pulled away.
"Um," Yabu looked around, gesturing for everyone to 'get the hell out of here right now', "We'll just leave you two lovebirds alone," everyone quickly ran out of the room, tripping along back packs, shoes and Ryutaro's hamster cage in Yuto's case, before slamming the door shut behind them.
"So," Inoo smirked after everyone was gone, "You wanna make an honest woman of me, eh?"
Takaki nodded, "I always liked you Inoo-chan, boy or girl, I don't care, but you being a girl is pretty nice. We'd have gorgeous kids, don't you think?"
"We would," Inoo agreed, leaning forward and kissing Takaki on the cheek, "Takaki Kei, I like it."
Takaki liked it too, and he showed Inoo just how much he liked it (til Chinen came back and started throwing shoes at them, yelling at Takaki for trying to impregnate Inoo when he was still a minor).
The End