My face has been hurting a lot lately. Maybe it's because I'm trying to quit smoking and I take out my stress by clenching my teeth really hard. I'd like to think it's because I've been happy and smiling a lot more lately. So to add to my happiness, here's a list I complied of funny words that make me laugh ( Read more... )

I don't normallly take this day to stop and think about what I'm thankful for, but after a few St. Pauli's Girls you get to thinking, I guess ( Read more... )

Why is it when you close a chapter of your life, it just feels like you're slamming the book closed on your dominant hand?

I'm sorry, Phil.

Honestly, Clark's has made the first week of school an absolute joy. And now my colon is clean.
YES!
CLARK'S!

Last night, my mom caught me smoking on the ledge outside my window. Today, she found a bottle of beer (which I have no recollection of owning) underneath my bed. What's next? Crack in my closet ( Read more... )

I got a new doggie.
First Name: God
Last Name: ZILLA!

I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her!!!!!

Pictures coming soon.

I fell asleep at 7pm and now I'm awake ( Read more... )

Oh man! I'm so hormonal today, I could kick a horse. Everything is annoying the hell out of me. My instinct is to punch everything in sight.
Why didn't anyone tell me bc pills make you like this?
Maybe I just need a cigarette. Or a bowl. Whichever.

HORMONES!

I think I have an Ambien addiction.

Although I am in high spirits, today has not been going my way at all. I woke up at "the butt-crack of dawn" and took a shower. It wasn't until after I got dressed that I noticed that I set my alarm clock an hour early. D'oh ( Read more... )