hey man, how's it going? oh, you know, same old stuff. yeah, i hear that. hey, uh, you want to go somewhere? what'd you have in mind? well, actually, i haven't thought that far ahead, but i was hoping i'd find out when i got there ( Read more... )

Step 1: Open your MP3 player.
Step 2: Put every song you have on random (no pre-made playlists)
Step 3: Write down the first 20 songs.1. Modest Mouse -"Teeth Like God's Shoeshine ( Read more... )

I need to feel the love again.

Candy Hearts Send Wrong Message, Taste Like ShitUniversity sophomore, Jeff Mackie, remains shocked at the "complete and utter bitchiness" of his now ex-girlfriend, Jenny Drache. As a Valentine's Day expression of his love and devotion (or, willingness to get her in the sack), Mackie carefully handcrafted his own ( Read more... )

This sounds...well...I'm not sure how, but, I'm creating a selected friends security level: drug use/philosophy/dreams. These aren't going to be intoxicated keyboard pounders, but more like a "journey into myself" or some other new-age saying like that. While I would normally make most of these private, I thought some of you might be interested in ( Read more... )

Oh, this doesn't reflect the lifestyle of anyone I know, by the way.

Performance Enhancers Are No Uncontrollably Laughing Matter for Eating ContestsTaking heed from President Bush's demand to eliminate steroids from professional sports, Eat Till You Drop has announced they will conduct mandatory testing for the common performance-enhancing drug on ( Read more... )

I really need to stop sucking at these articles. I haven't really been impressed with anything I've written in a while. I guess it is 4am, but still. Eh, whatever...I'll think of something better tomorrow.

"Kick-Ass" Beard Will Likely Lead to Ass-KickingLast Friday, University senior Brian Ramsay finally fulfilled his goal of growing a self- ( Read more... )

I planned on going to bed by 4am after my history reading, but then I saw Waking Life was playing on HBO. I've seen it four times, and it gets better each time...especially as I learn more about philosophy and dreams and consciousness. I can now follow the characters' intellectual monologues. And I like it.

Not to mention the kickass animation.

Man, this song makes me want to rock out.

(and no, not like Charles Manson)

I just found this, and it made me incredibly happy.

You know you grew up in the 1980's if...You ever ended your sentence with "psych ( Read more... )

Here's the January issue of the Every Three Weekly.

Total issues listed as writer: 3
Total articles printed: 2
Total headlines printed: 6
Total drunk congratulations: 5

Time to steal some cafeteria trays and cause some sledding injuries.