i'm going to start living for memories. that's all i want, really. memories. everyone says "live in the moment" but what does that mean? i hear sirens outside right now, possibly speeding down the rainy streets to try and revive a recent death. and i'm sitting in my apartment doing nothing. i went to chicago last weekend and it was great. and i'm ( Read more... )

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relax.

Here's the November issue of the Every Three Weekly. I'm a little bummed, my article made it to the final batch but had to be cut at the very last minute because of space. Oh well, out of 27 writers and only 14 articles printed, I got so close to getting printed on my first try. I did, however, get two headlines on the front page. And my name's ( Read more... )

I just watched the Big Lebowski the other day. That movie always reminds me of Danny's basement...watching a dvd after band practice. I've been playing my guitar a lot lately, mostly classical, but a lot of Beatles stuff too. I want to be in a band again ( Read more... )

Wrote another article for the E3W...

C-SPAN to Air Dripping Faucets for Fall SweepsWASHINGTON DC- C-SPAN President Brian Davidson recently announced that the government access TV station will introduce a new fall lineup in an effort to increase its viewing audience to double digits. The move comes after C-SPAN’s ratings dropped three spots below ( Read more... )

The E3W applications were reviewed this weekend and its my pleasure to inform you that you've been selected to join the staff.

And so begins my career as one of the University of Michigan's "comic writers," where I'll contribute to classy satirical articles such as "North Campus Officially Renamed Butt-Fucking Egypt" and the like.

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Taking a break from calculating stellar parallaxes and photon emissions from nubulae, my astronomy class reverted back to 7th grade as we have to make up our own constellations and write a story. It's 4:30am and I just typed out something really quick ( Read more... )