And here are some of the fake headlines I'm submitting...

Study Finds Cell Phones Cause Cancer: Zack Morris Hospitalized ( Read more... )

Here's the second article I'm submitting...

Misunderstanding Leaves Desperate Men Using ‘Angry’ AIM FacesWhat was intended as an “innocent meeting to discuss the new Hillary Duff album,” ended in a disappointing encounter involving Patrick Williams (“SlappySue14”) and George Fitzgerald (“Whateva69Grrrl”), late Friday night after TGIF ( Read more... )

Here's one of the articles I'm submitting, hoping to get on staff at the Every Three Weekly, the University's satire newspaper.

New A Cappella Group Promises Change, Finger-SnappingAs students scurry to class, outmaneuvering rabid squirrels and the Falun Dafa guy, many fall victim to the inevitable Diag handouts, promising useless coupon books or ( Read more... )

Wrote a poem describing this painting (hanging on my wall)...


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Yesterday, I strolled over to Nichols Arboretum to jot down the scene ( Read more... )

One of the poems I just wrote for my creative writing class...enjoy ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've made a legitimate entry...mostly because I waste my time reading everyone's "studying" away messages, taking daily catnaps, wearing out our George Forman, and, if I have time, trying to get to class ( Read more... )

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so, I was starving. my stomach was hurting. I found the macaroni and cheese box. first I tried to microwave the metal pot, but matt informed me that's a bad idea ( Read more... )

It's been over a week since I hauled my boxes of winter clothes, last year's books, and sacred computer parts up to the third floor Big Unit...greeted immediately by drunken neighbors promising to "party our fucking dicks off!" The apartment...well, it rocks. Downstairs has a bathroom, kitchen, secret crawl space, large living room with couch, ( Read more... )