sometimes it's way too early in the morning.
right now for instance. I have to go to work but all I want to do is sleep, a lot. In my car driving maybe.
With your mother or your sister, maybe even with you. I just want to sleep.

there was a tsunami in my bathtub.

I never use this thing really.

You really don't need to tell in a story about everytime you take a breath or blink, it's assumed. just like fucking chickens.

I forgot to wish you a happy Canada Day

here's the mouse
I'd take a better picture but my roomate took the camera.


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I bought a mouse to feed to my cat.
The cat isn't very interested.
now I have a mouse that I don't really want and no place to keep it.
do you want a mouse?
hurry! otherwise I'm just going to flush it down the toilet or something.

I want to see your boobs
if that's okay

I just bought Top Gun on dvd.
I used to watch this about 50 times a day when I was young.

"If you screw up just this much you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong"

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