I have become a one dimensional object.
it just happened all of a sudden a few minutes ago.

I'm gay
really really gay

I'm just a cave man.

Livejournal is pretty stupid.

I need to start taking showers more regularly.

my goal for today is to sleep with a virgin.

this is a list of things I like...

hot dogs
cucumbers
pickles
giant stone pillars
big long submarines
baby carrots
cigars
really big snakes
some shampoo bottles
candlesticks
quarter rolls
those balloons that they make animals out of, but not in animal form
flashlights
flutes
corn on the cob
meat

I don't want to poop

try this and see if it works.

sit there
think very carefully about each breath you take, think about inhaling, now think about exhaling. control it, breathe faster or slower. stop breathing for a few seconds. now start again. now try to let your brain take back over. does it work? or do you just keep having to think about breathing?

close your mouth