Hm. It's been a while .. now that Hockey season is over, and the cup has returned to it's rightful home ----- TAMPA BAY????? ... what is this world coming to ( Read more... )

...I have finally returned to give my pearls of wisdom to all you wannabes. I've been a little busy, ya know, beating Toronto in to the ground and such. I'd like to thank all the little people that helped me acheive this, the Icee man and of course, my team for giving me those sweet passes to bury Eagle Eddie ( Read more... )

Well ... That was definately interesting.

I must say though that I was half hoping Ottawa win. I'd rather face a shaky goalie than a crazy goalie.

On the other hand Toronto isn't as scary as Ottawa. Psh. Nah. We'll get Brashear to eat them for breakfast. I'll use darcy_tucker as a toothpick to get my round one victory steak out of my molars ( Read more... )

I'm coming back early SUCKERS!

Hah.

I'm very excited to be playing again but I think being able to move my jaw and eat solid food is making me more happy than I've ever been.

Watch our Mr. Foofy! I'll eat that magnet AND your ass!!

... wait. that didn't come out right.

Let's see how my amazing typing skills will be shown today shall we? Better than I can talk, anyway, and that's rather ironic, don't you think ( Read more... )

[Just made the darn thing. Will get it rolling tomorrow. I need to pass out now. *waves to community*]

Overide test.