Hate mail call ( Read more... )

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I took jims picture and made him a personal page on migente the hottest spanish singles site this side of the missip. Check it out before it gets taken down.

Im over here at quotes house and he turns on stewart little 2. Then proceeds to explain to me that this movie is great because of the talking cats.... Anyway this kid goes nuts when ever there is a "talking cats movie" IE: Cats and dogs. My conclusion is that he is banging the nieghborhood cats. This isnt a new trend I checked for a particulair old ( Read more... )

I just read that in Chile a giant 41 foot squid carcess washed up on a beach.

Allright squid carcess is Totally in my band!

Im sipping on my last beer for 2 months. Words cannont express the sorrow in my fingers as i type this so I want this update to be special ( Read more... )

After a fuck up in communication i missed an "apointment" in the city. The rents are so pissed at me its awkward to be in the house right now. How awkward you say ( Read more... )

Nothing like the morning Im with a hang over ( Read more... )

Hey Hey Hey! Get a load of this fiasco, Im at work installing piping for this dudes house anyway I have to take a piss. So I go to his back yard and walk into the woods and get ready to take a piss and some British guy pops his head out of the window of the house next to the woods. I feel for the guy imagine looking out your window and finding me ( Read more... )

Hello fuckers. Brett here with another update chuck full of cynism for you my non posting readers. Today I went to the DMV to take my driving test, no not my first driving test,not my second but my third driving test. What did we learn kids ( Read more... )

Lately I read this convo where this guy has cyber sex and weirds out a random girl with it. So I figured I give it a shot enter the math zone. Here are the clips ( Read more... )