Whats up do0ds? Now Im this huge Jets fan and the only thing I hate more then John Doe are the New York Giants and there star players (ie: Micheal Strahan). Anyway guess whose house im doing construction on now. Yep Micheal fucking Strahan. The ruination of countless of my child hood jets dreams is now paying me to work on his huge fucking mansion ( Read more... )

Today was all about the NJ pride as it was the Devils stanley cup victory parade, Which took place in a parking lot... Basicly I never seen so many drunk guys waiting in a parking lot since that time Mrs Selleck was giving out free blowjobs behind the dumpster of drug fair but I digress. Heres the Dynamic recap ( Read more... )

Man what a fucking crazy night. Im going to get dropped off by my boss then he gets this fucked up Idea to move ridiclious huge statue thats worth over 8k. Up this enomouis fucking hill that has muddy. We put this thing on a fork lift and he wants me stand on the pallet with the statue and hold it. The fucking art project gone wrong falls on my ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to my friend Ali and may you over come your arcade addiction. So I wait to go celebrate Ali's party and my godmother calls me down the stairs and tells me if my friends pull another stunt like that she is going to go out and kick there asses ( Read more... )

Devils win!!!

TIME TO LOOT AND RIOT!!!

Well some of you mother fuckers in the know, have seen that I shaved my beard and got a fade shape up. Some would argue that I sold out, but to be honest I have a date. By date I mean im paying a girl 20 bucks to piss all over my face. Wait let me retract that, I mean thats fucking sick and untrue and you would probably think less of me if you just ( Read more... )

I wake up this morning after calling out from work and find a note from godmother. Ill leave you with some excerpts ( Read more... )

The other day my boss at the community center "attempted" to fire me. When I say attempted I mean because I refused to stop working my shifts. Not for the money, not for the love, but for the spite. Im that pathetic that I have been waking up at 5 in the morning to show up to work just to piss people off. Danny's been loving the concept but ( Read more... )

Last night was crazy I got drunk and got into a fist fight with a random kid in front of the social security building in Montclair. I promised myself if I got home all right Id start going to AA meetings. When I got home I relized that going to AA was going to help me quit. Well, I never quit only losers quit. Thats last thing the world needs is ( Read more... )

Immmm back ( Read more... )