Today at work a huge stone pallet fell off of a truck we were unloading and smashed into my nuts. Whoaday holy shit, I dont think I have ever been in more pain in my life. Infact im still feeling it right now as im typing this.... I took a nap and got up to fast and the pain gripped me. I am probably going to be talking like selleck for atleast a ( Read more... )

Ahh rain, that my friends means no job number 2 today. Lately all I have been doing is working so this is great. Last night after work I had to go move things out of a persons house and donate them to the vietnam vets ( Read more... )

Hey I cant give you guys a good update as I have work tommorow at the ungodly hour of 5 in the morning so ill keep it brief ( Read more... )

Yesterday was the first day I came back to work since I been suffering from this fucking epidemic. I figured since I went to work Ill stay up late at night watching the matrix and go to work at 5:30 am till 5:30 PM. Add to that I’m still sickly. It made sense at the time, but I lucked out ( Read more... )

Godamn the last two days I have been sick and it isnt a good sick. I go to work today at job number 1 and im sitting there fucking dying and I hear a lady randomly ask my boss "what days does Davey come in? I havent seen him in a while." Oh I get it they rather have Davey then me. WELLLL KISS MY ASS! My new goal is to get booed when I walk in. ( Read more... )

More Tubgirl madness. This fucking thing is great, now before you godamn livejournal hippies start saying "ohhh its just gross". You guys need to shut your fucking mouths ( Read more... )

Im sitting at work at 5:45 in the morning then an old lady comes up to me and goes "the pens arent working by the sign up sheet". I get up and there is a marker that works fine and a highligter that does to. I figured christ, your only signing your name on a sheet not writing the fucking american novel. This should be fine ( Read more... )

Im about to embark on a journey. You mother fuckers wont see me for 3 days (except josh.) Before I leave I want to leave you with some knowledge.

I banged Mike Selleck's mom. I banged her hard. Loved her nice and strong.

Well... Thats it really. *Update*

Dan as some of you know is my godfather's son. For all practical purposes hes like my brother... Hes also a sonofabitch. I changed the screen name of the girl were talking about to "girl" to protect the innocent: Here are two IM transcripts of Dan bieng a sonofabitch ( Read more... )

Well you bitch ho fucks, the impossible has happened I'm going to the prom this Friday. This will be my 3rd prom so I sat down and thought to myself "How will I make this a special night for a special lady"? Here is what I came up with ( Read more... )